Stop with the plates, already!

I. Can't. Stop.   I think I have a serious problem.  But how can stop when I find them at ridiculous prices?

50 cent glass grape plate, probably old because you don't see many of these around;

Lumpy design at the back;

Avon glass fan plate for $1.99;

Back in the 1970's when Avon sold these, they came with 5 pretty pink soaps which fit perfectly into the plate, just like this;